I don’t know about you, but I’m sick and tired of this whole recession.
Didn’t they say it was over?
Oh, it’s almost over?
What?!
What does that mean?
We’re not as broke today as we were yesterday? Guess what? We’re still broke!
How broke?
1. We’re so broke, Bill Gates had to switch to dial up.
2. We’re too broke to pay attention.
3. We’re too broke to have health insurance and those that do will die of H1N1 because there isn’t enough vaccine. Who knows, if enough of us with no insurance can stay healthy, we will have health insurance.
4. We’re so broke we’re looking to buy that “Box” from the movie trailer to get the million dollars. The moral dilemma is someone has to die. Maybe we will get lucky and it will be Osama Bin Laden. Or Bernie Madoff. Or the CEO of AIG.
5. We’re so broke we’d sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. And that goes for the ladies, too.
6. We’re so broke we have carpal tunnel from hanging on to our money so tightly.
7. We’re so broke we have arthritis from pinching so many pennies.
8. We’re so broke we could cry.
Please, don’t cry.
Instead, remember, laughter is free, and so is thought.
It’s time to Rock this Recovery.
Join me for my teleseminar “Forget the Recession” on Thursday, October 29, 2009.
Times are 2:00 pm and 7:00 pm Central Standard time.
Registration fee is $11.00, because I’m easy, not cheap. (See #5).
What you’ll get out of it:
*You’ll laugh a lot,
*You’ll learn a few things about money and thought and how to put the two together positively, and,
*You’ll leave feeling a little better than you did before you arrived.
If not, I’ll refund your money, no questions asked. Every penny.
To register, go to http://www.crawfordwriting.com/ and click on “Teleseminar Info”
The times and date don’t work for you? No problem. Register anyway. The call is being recorded. You’ll get an MP3 of the call on a CD or as a digital download. Same price. Same guarantee. No shipping and handling charges.
Search those couch cushions and sign up now.
Showing posts with label recession. Show all posts
Showing posts with label recession. Show all posts
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Saturday, December 06, 2008
Welcome to the Revolution
It's an interesting time, is it not?
Our economy is in a deep recession, and they just admitted it this week. The government rushed to bail out the banks, but they are making the auto makers beg for relief. There were over 600,000 jobs lost during the month of November alone, and it's going to get worse before it gets better.
This is why I want to be self-employed. I don't want to worry about a paycheck. I want to be my own boss. I want to work the hours I want to work, as hard as I want to work them (I have one hell of a work ethic, ask anyone who knows me). I want to live my life, no worries about the bills getting paid and just have some freaking FUN for a change!!
FREEDOM!!
More than anything, I want freedom.
Freedom from the drive to work and back.
Freedom from the hassle of putting up with crap from people who have a higher position than you and never hesitate to remind you of that.
Freedom from worrying about whether I have a job or not when things get slow.
Freedom from depending on an employer to give me a paycheck every two weeks.
What set me off on this thread? A blog post by Pat O'Bryan, an entrepeneur who has a new book out on Amazon.com. I like his style. I like what he has to say, and he is living the lifestyle to which I would like to become accustomed. If you want to check it out, here's the link: http://www.patobryan.com/blog/?p=34
All through the election, they preached to us about CHANGE. Changes are happening right now, but not good changes. Too many people are losing what they have worked their asses off all of their lives to get: jobs, homes, and that wonderful 401(k) that isn't worth the paper it's printed on, not to mention the stocks that went into the toilet a few weeks ago.
Christmas is coming and nobody can afford it.
What is it going to take before we as a country stand up and say "NO MORE!!"
Where is OUR economic bailout?
I say we not have to pay taxes for the next 4 years. That'll boost the economy!
Have all of those CEOs who put us in this financial meltdown pay back all the bonuses they received for running their businesses into the ground. Have the thieves and the scammers pay everything back and then some to the Social Security fund.
Or better yet, find those millions and millions of dollars we all sent in to help those out after 9/11. Where did that money go? Inquiring minds want to know.
Because I think we are all just pissed and we are not going to take it anymore. Call your senators, your congress people, your state representatives, your governor in your state and in the federal system too.
Remind them, they work for US.
WELCOME TO THE REVOLUTION!
Our economy is in a deep recession, and they just admitted it this week. The government rushed to bail out the banks, but they are making the auto makers beg for relief. There were over 600,000 jobs lost during the month of November alone, and it's going to get worse before it gets better.
This is why I want to be self-employed. I don't want to worry about a paycheck. I want to be my own boss. I want to work the hours I want to work, as hard as I want to work them (I have one hell of a work ethic, ask anyone who knows me). I want to live my life, no worries about the bills getting paid and just have some freaking FUN for a change!!
FREEDOM!!
More than anything, I want freedom.
Freedom from the drive to work and back.
Freedom from the hassle of putting up with crap from people who have a higher position than you and never hesitate to remind you of that.
Freedom from worrying about whether I have a job or not when things get slow.
Freedom from depending on an employer to give me a paycheck every two weeks.
What set me off on this thread? A blog post by Pat O'Bryan, an entrepeneur who has a new book out on Amazon.com. I like his style. I like what he has to say, and he is living the lifestyle to which I would like to become accustomed. If you want to check it out, here's the link: http://www.patobryan.com/blog/?p=34
All through the election, they preached to us about CHANGE. Changes are happening right now, but not good changes. Too many people are losing what they have worked their asses off all of their lives to get: jobs, homes, and that wonderful 401(k) that isn't worth the paper it's printed on, not to mention the stocks that went into the toilet a few weeks ago.
Christmas is coming and nobody can afford it.
What is it going to take before we as a country stand up and say "NO MORE!!"
Where is OUR economic bailout?
I say we not have to pay taxes for the next 4 years. That'll boost the economy!
Have all of those CEOs who put us in this financial meltdown pay back all the bonuses they received for running their businesses into the ground. Have the thieves and the scammers pay everything back and then some to the Social Security fund.
Or better yet, find those millions and millions of dollars we all sent in to help those out after 9/11. Where did that money go? Inquiring minds want to know.
Because I think we are all just pissed and we are not going to take it anymore. Call your senators, your congress people, your state representatives, your governor in your state and in the federal system too.
Remind them, they work for US.
WELCOME TO THE REVOLUTION!
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